1. devongreen:

    dashdrive:

    this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

    Was this post made in 1996?

    (via asian)

     
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  3. piplump:

    Pros and cons of boys:

    • Con: They’re dicks
    • Pro: Their dicks

    (Source: piplump, via asian)

     
  4. kimkanyekimye:

    Kanye is everything!!!

    (via asian)

     
  5. (Source: postthelove.com, via asian)

     

  6. "When I met you, flowers started growing in the darkest parts of my mind."
    — Unknown. (via c-isnenegro)

    (Source: alentador, via prettylitttlegirl)

     
  7. I know it’s dire, my time today. Requested by screamforever

    (Source: msbelievers, via prettylitttlegirl)

     
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  9. vagisodium:

    what kind of an attempt was that even

    (via asian)

     
  10. i-fucking-love-that-shit:

    erosum:

     

    image

    get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

    OH MY GOD

    (via guy)